Archive for the 'Politics' Category

National “Thank Fucking God” Day

John Cole over at the must-read Balloon Juice has coined a new term for the day that Bush leaves Washington D.C.

National “Thank Fucking God” Day

Read this post by Andrew Sullivan

War Crimes

…and then read his blog every day.

Of all the outrages going on these days, the condoning of torture by our President and by one of our major political parties is, to me, the most egregious. Can we put grown-ups in charge again soon? Please?

This is the End.

Hillary Clinton about to sit on Obama\'s Face

All of the presidential candidates went on WWE Raw. When I first saw this, my first though was of a future historian writing about the Collapse of the American Empire, somewhat along these lines:

The full extent of the degradation and deterioration of American Society is most readily apparent in the ritual humiliation the Citizens would force onto their leaders. The appearance of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John McCain on WWE Raw was one more step in a long line of potential and actual American Presidents trying desperately to seem like they have a shred of humanity inside of them in order to curry favor with the masses. It was followed by such acts as 2012 Oklahoma Primary Dunk Tank and the 2016 Democratic Convention at the Omaha Arby’s. This progression culminated in the event that is now considered the end of the American Era: the 2020 Jindal/Kucinich Presidential Debate and Anal Gangbang.

Did anyone else feel the same?

Diane Tubeless: insert joke

Ok, I’m completely aware of the fact that I have an infantile sense of humor, but this made me laugh.

The New York Times called her “Diane Tubeless”. Priceless
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Dave Reichert Caption Contest!

Okay, it’s late on a Friday afternoon, and I thought I’d have some fun. I’ve decided that Dave Reichert should be mocked a bit today…. Here’s a banner from the header of Dave Reichert’s site:

I don’t know about anybody else, but I just about dropped my salsa when I saw that picture, I was laughing so hard. I know, I know, it’s J.P. Patches…but still. This photo is dying for mockery.
Here’s my entry:


Anybody else have a good line?